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arr0wz:

arr0wz:

arr0wz:

Since I have nothin to do and gained 150+ followers today sooo heres a quick promo
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Most dateable
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RULES:
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20 more minutes :*

10 more minutes babes

female-hustla: Purple Pills

peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

vixen7:

featheredfriend:

charminglyantiquated:

One Halloween my sister stayed home to pass out candy and she told each kid they could take one piece and leave or sing and dance and take a handful. So some did things like twinkle twinkle little star and one or two did a weird little jig thing


and then this one kid went through the entire Bohemian Rhapsody, word-perfect and she just tipped the entire bowl of candy into his bag and locked the door.

Good kid.

Faith in humanity restored. 

Quick promo

arr0wz:

Since I have nothin to do and gained 150+ followers today sooo heres a quick promo
Categories are:
Best blogs
Most Attractive males
Most Attractive Females
Most dateable
Most Fuckable
Must follow blogs
RULES:
Reblogs only


Likes do not count


Must get a decent amount of notes
MUST BE FOLLOW ME



  • 1: You’re ugly.
  • 2: I hate your tumblr.
  • 3: I love your tumblr.
  • 4: You’re my Tumblr crush.
  • 5: Your Tumblr is amazing.
  • 6: You’re hot.
  • 7: You’re gorgeous.
  • 8: You’re pretty.
  • 9: I want your number.
  • 10: I’m on your blog often.
  • 11: I want you.
  • 12: You're lovely.
  • 13: You're fucking sexy.
  • 14: I want to hug you.
  • 15: Let me love you.

padfootandprongles:

owlcitymordred:

stagdoeandfawn:

catully:

brigwife:

latitudeoctopus:

brigwife:

wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

Wait what? Then what do they use?

they don’t have a word

what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

the fuck is a fortnight

It’s a word for ‘two weeks’

no it isn’t fortnight means when the whole country joins together to make forts and throw pillows at each other

teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

adoctorprofessor:

FUCK

ninjamcqueen: Last time that happened I moved to a different state and started over.

monarchbaby:

mareeps:

still not sure what exactly math is

It’s buying 72 watermelons while not admitting you have a problem

5ullen: but you are  

annanicolesmithfanblog:

yes 911 i saw somebody reblog a picture of weed

When someone fucks with you on a bad day.
  • Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
  • Skin: Do you tan easily?
  • Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
  • Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
  • Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
  • Tongue: What was in your last meal?
  • Windpipe: Do you sing?
  • Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
  • Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
  • Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
  • Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
  • Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
  • Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
  • Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
  • Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
  • Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
  • Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
  • Back: Are you a virgin?
  • Hips: Do you like to dance?
  • Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
  • Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
  • Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
  • Feet: Do you ever wear heels just for the hell of it?
  • Toes: Do you like country music?
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